I'm sure this will offend SOMEBODY.

I hate people that are anti this and anti that, like caffeine and vulgarity and profane language. I mean, what fun is that!?

I also LOVE my Splenda and Diet Cokes and even if it gives me cancer, so fucking what, at least I'm not getting fatter. (I need to use those calories on something GOOD like Snickers!) Because if I don't get cancer from the Splenda, I'm sure I'll get it from my cell phone or my laptop or french fries or AIR or something.

I also hate people that always worry about offending other people. And walk on eggshells.

Or maybe I feel particularly antagonistic today because I'm sick and grouchy.